Anyhow, squids are poised to be the next dominant species on the planet. Seriously, there's more of them than there are of us. The second they learn to breathe air and walk on land, it's over for us humans. The war will be long and bloody, but it will usher in an age of enlightenment and scientific advances. Oh, and pudding. Tasty, tasty pudding.
If someone wanted me to have a new t-shirt, or wanted to thank me for my tireless service to stuff, they would buy me one of these shirts, in large.