The inevitable progression
On a discussion board, someone is making this exact argument about the fact that no one has agreed to stand on stage and argue over whether the earth's crust used to float above huge amounts of water. (Then there was evil, Noah's ark, etc.) The nice bouffant above is almost quoting directly.
Currently playing (by chance): “She Talks To Angels” by Black Crowes from the album Shake Your Money Maker (1994, 6:18).