Nancy Bryson, PhD, who claims she got fired for being a creationist.
Came in part way through. Irigonegaray asks how old the earth is, she says "I don't know." When pressed, she says it's somewhere between 4.8 billion and 10,000 years. No one asks how she would decide.
Origin of life impossible thermodynamically. (D'oh!)
Two theories of chemical bonding. (But doesn't mention that neither involves magic.)
Near to fisticuffs over whether to retain the slides only or the Powerpoint presentations in toto.