Not in Kansas anymore
AN ACT to amend the education law, in relation to requiring study in both theories of intelligent design and evolutionWho's laughing now, hippies? Are you ready for the unholy madness? The trials? The visits from odd Italians and Turks? The Big Brother inspired phonecalls? You'll rue the day you mocked our plight!
WIll you have to fly "Darwinists" in from Kansas? Do you need the sage advice of those who've battled this beast from the depths of our collective subconscious?
I laugh at your wailing and pleas for help. Where were you when we needed you? Off enjoying Broadway plays and the finest museums in the world, I'll bet. Or perhaps wandering through the largest state nature preserve in the country. Or enjoying some of the finest fresh produce in the nation, perhaps prepared by some of the nation's finest chefs.
Oh, you'll come crawling to us, yes you will.