Thursday, June 02, 2005

My nightmares

  1. Bush '08: One more brother.
  2. Cheney '08: One more heart transplant.
  3. Kerry '08: One more try.
  4. Clinton '08: Why don't you like me?
  5. Mushrooms.
  6. Parasites in undercooked fish.
  7. Death by falling.
  8. Rabies.
  9. Having my teeth smashed.
  10. Having my fingernails pulled out.
  11. Bush '24: One more twin.
  12. Gore '08: One more bore.
  13. Drowning.
  14. Living in Texas.
  15. Living in Alabama.
  16. Living in Mississippi.
  17. Ashcroft '12: No more internet.
  18. No more Internet.
  19. Star Wars Episode Zero: The Birth of JarJar
  20. Our insect overlords.
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