Babies on the no-fly list
The TSA has a "passenger ombudsman" who will investigate individual claims from passengers who say they are mistakenly on the [no-fly] lists. TSA spokeswoman Yolanda Clark said 89 children have submitted their names to the ombudsman. Of those, 14 are under the age of 2.I think we can all agree that 2 year-olds are probably safe. Let's start profiling people 5 years and up.
Also, let me carry my Swiss Army knife.