The TImes reviews the world's fastest growing fake religion, Pastafarianism
. The Sauce Spattered Prophet has taken note of dissension among the faithful:
And yet the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster flourishes. It even has schisms. A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed. And there's bickering, Mr. Henderson said in an e-mail message, about whether the god is made of spaghetti or linguini. Those people, he noted, "give me a headache."
Damn those pulsar based heretics!