Th' lunacy o' t' starboard, yarr!
Arrr friends at "evolution" seem t' think this is all a result o' too much fine French cognac. Th' fact is, the Flight 93 memorial be as Moorish as th' flag o' South Carolina, and would the Lord of the Burgers but put the Father, Son or Holy Ghost on a lickable comestible, we'd see who was walkin' the plank. Imagine how smartly a body'd be run up the yard-arm if he ate a grilled cheese sandwich with th' face o' arrr Lord 'n' Savior on it. Arrr.
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