How you know you're on the right track
You are an evil person.You see, I was happy that John Corzine would be New Jersey's next governor and that Dover had tossed the creationists out of the school board.
Corzine votes to keep abortion legal.
God created the world, I pity your soul on judgment day.
Therefore I am evil and will be punished on judgment day.
Until then, I'll keep on keepin' on.