What's your egoSurf ranking?:
As if bloggers didn't have enough ways to fret about their popularity, here cometh egoSurf: A tool to precisely calibrate how much of a winner -- or loser -- you are in the blogosphere. Type in your name, the URL of your blog, and egoSurf will crank out a number on the dial showing your cyberspatial with-it-ness, represented as a number of "egopoints".
Who knows what it means, but I beat Clive.