The things we miss

The Poor Man weighed in on the Danish cartoons, and I missed it:

In fairness to rioting anti-cartoon Muslims, they don’t have the succor of sweet, sweet alcoholic beverages (my oldest and dearest friends) to get them through trying times. Or sweet, gentle bacon, for that matter. Can you imagine?

I found this when I was investigating the Jeff Goldstein drinking game, a dangerously liver-destroying exercise.