Monday, March 27, 2006

White House shakeup

All Quiet in the West Wing, but More Change in the East:
Laura Bush is now on her second chief of staff, Anita McBride. She is on her second projects and policy director, Sonya Medina. She is on her third press secretary, Susan Whitson. She is on her second social secretary, Lea Berman.

On the residence staff, she is on her second executive chef, Cristeta Comerford. Not least, she is on a search for her third pastry chef now that Thaddeus R. DuBois has made Mrs. Bush his last strawberry-rhubarb fool, the dessert at last week's White House dinner celebrating Ben Franklin.
Because the strawberry-rhubarb fool is the problem. No other fool in the White House needs fixing.