According to a former sheriff and self-described "Republican strategist,"
if we don't elect conservatives, the United States government will be subsumed into a government of North America which will provide health care for everyone, adopt the United States Constitution, restrict free speech, legalize pornography, drugs and prostitution. The national governments will atrophy, just the way they have under the UN, and all employment will be through the government. Oh, and no religion, too.“Imagine” by John Lennon from the album Imagine (1971, 3:04).
P.S. Are there any rules about describing yourself as a sheriff in a commercial venture
, especially if you aren't currently a sheriff?