Wednesday, May 31, 2006


Am I humor-deprived or are Will Farrell and the entire Blue-Collar Comedy coffee klatch unfunny? Also Carlos Mencia and most of what Jay Leno does. Yes, tofu-dogs don't taste like hot dogs, and Farrell is funny-looking, there are copious racial stereotypes to exploit and people on the street are very, very stupid. Am I funny yet?

Why would anyone send out spam advertising "The 14th China International Door & Hardware Exhibition"? I'm going to go to China to learn about doors and hardware?

Robin Jennison named Dennis Wilson as his candidate for Lieutenant Governor. This was stupidly timed, since Governor Sebelius managed to dominate the news cycle with pre-announcement buzz regarding Mark Parkinson's switch from head of the Republican Party to leadership in the Democratic Party.